buttsbutts:

This is from a conversation i just copy pasted it

oh my god

there was this girl

there was this girl who was flirting with me so hard

like you have no idea

she stared me down for a good 20 minutes

and then came back and did it again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

i am not exaggerating

she came to our stand 7 fucking times over 9 hours

and kept looking at me and looking away and smiled and oh my god

so much flirts came my direction

do you know what i did

she was there when fireworks

i went over to her

i said the first thing i had said to her all day

“so, you must like this stand today”

she replied “I sure like SOMETHING today” and giggled

and then

i laughed at her and walked away