February 2011
3 posts
colin wants a soda
Colin: i think i need to get off the internet
Colin: i needed a soda and i went to my address bar and hesitated
Colin: and then i remembered that's not how things work
January 2011
12 posts
[1:13:12 AM] Colin: it makes it so easy to set...
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[1/10/2011 11:59:15 PM] Colin: you know how lots...
Colin: sometimes i just go on the ikea website and masturbate
Caitlin: who doesn't
[1/7/11 4:05:23 AM] Colin: ever heard of a...
Colin: i hate my brother he has a justice sense
i go to the kitchen to have a pudding cup i'm not supposed to have
and he follows me
i look in the fridge for a minute and he walks away
i reach for the pudding and he comes back
fucker
Colin: that must be his hidden autism power
Doogie
Stephen: Im watching Doogie Howser and its the christmas episode and Doogie's boss or whatever was doing emergancy doctoring to a little kid dressed as Santa and I nearly cried
Stephen: cause the kid was like "Santa?" and he was like "Don't be afriad" and my heart was filled with :')
Jillian: doogie howser is fucking the saddest
Stephen: its such a great show, but yeah a lot of sad
Colin: and then a plastic beard fiber ell and was trapped in the open wound, introducing a numbe rof pathogens, never allowing it to heal compleately. The child would die two years later from complications of the introduced pathogens and his body attacking the fiber.
Stephen: quiet Colin
Is it bad that I think Kanye West is cute
buttsbutts:
Because that man is adorable
Colin: lime when you are going to visit your grandma
Colin: and you are making her bed
Colin: and Neil in under her covers
Colin: he has been eating her toenails all along
Colin: it wasn't the disease
Colin: you can finally rest easy
Jillian: what
Ryan Gaudet: seriously, what the fuck are you on
emma: all the drugs
Ryan Gaudet: did you get drugged on new years?
Colin: i have had an off-day I guess