Colin!: i want to skip forward to 2100 where you are considered "conservative" if you don't understand otherkin
Colin: i wonder if there's some 12 year old kid who prays to jesus every night and tells him funny jokes
Colin Explains Sex
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: I was talking to Jenn once about sex and she was telling me theres like
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: noises
Colin: what
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: like
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: sounds
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: that happen
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: ?
Caitlin: oh my god
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: not moaning like when dongers and vages interact
Colin: ok i guess
Colin: drop a wet sponge on tile
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: that she her sister told her and she told me
Colin: then keep doing it for an hour
Caitlin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caitlin: perfect
Colin: not totally splashy
Colin: but a wet thud
if construction workers put as much effort into their work as nic cage does, we would have so many adorable little houses
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Solutions with Colin
Caitlin: oh my god he just stared at me because we have a paper due about intimacy
Caitlin: and went "but what if i'm single"
Stephen Fagwolf Corston: HAHAHA
Caitlin: i'm going to kill myself
Caitlin: i can't make this up
Colin: one day when you are near him drop your bag and have a naruto headband out of it. This is very risky however, it will either drive him away forever or it will bind his soul to yours in nightmarish ways.
